The Summer of my Miscreant
by King Kill
School is out for summer. The three months that follow hold a great deal of promise that will invariably give way to a sense of guilt and lethargy in August as we all look back at how we squandered our time. Well no more! It is time to create our hedphuqing summer bucket lists. We’re all going to die someday but if we’re lucky our seasonal bucket list can be the facilitator. These are not feats that we want to reflect back on proudly before we die of old age. This is the shit that’ll get us there faster. So come on everybody, post your list in the comments so it’s documented and at the beginning of the fall we’ll recollect on our successes and mourn the fallen brethren that couldn’t live up to their list.
1. Reach the summit of a 14teener.
There are so many unfortunate ramifications to being young. We won’t realize our own vitality until it has withered away. There are only so many years of my life left that I’ll be so able-bodied to even be capable of certain feats. That said, I’m going to climb some damn mountains.
2. Meander the streets of the inner city in the middle of the day with a head full of acid, making words with at least one public official.
Tripping in seclusion is all well and good but how can you terrify the locals when you’re so far from Main Street? It’s time to get freaky and freak out some suits.
3. Live in the wild without a tent or any modern convenience, living only off the land for at least one night.
We’ve lost our connection with nature but I’m certain it can be restored.
4. Attend a show or event with no intent on paying admittance. The grander the better.
We’ve all gotten special treatment for one fateful reason or another but to say, approach Cricket Pavilion with only the intention of scaling a wall or creating a diversion holds a new element of danger.
5. Join an underground society and attend a gathering. Must be subversive in some degree.
Whether it be the Freemason or the Arizona Power Exchange, I must infiltrate the organization to an extent not typically allowed OR become aware of a society that isn’t open to the public to any extent, “Anonymous” for example.
6. Scout out and infiltrate a condemned or securely private property
An old, abandoned hospital or a graveyard would do. I must enter, investigate thoroughly and either take a memento or leave a mark of some kind.
So that’s mine, let’s hear yours….
Play a lot of videogames. The end.
ReplyDelete1. I plan on drinking an entire gallon of milk at once. Everyone says impossible, but I am so going to do it without vommiting.
ReplyDelete2. I want to get all the way down a mountain without stopping for more than 2 breaks. The mountains I'm speaking of will be huge.
3. Go on numerous night hikes. At least once with no flash lights or anything other than the moon. (this will be a night with a full moon) If not night, early morning will do just fine, just as long as there is no sun light.
4. Stop paying for all my free-loading friends. You all have money. Use it. I have to work with the most miserable people in the world to earn any money, how about these people do my job for an hour and see if they want to be put through that for their friends.
5. Beat super mario galaxy!
6. Go to rocky point and go belly up to the bar and have to have someone carry me home at the end of the night! Yay for Mexico!